A friend somehow arranges a housecall from Lucy Lawless

“So, you have the house to yourself for the weekend, right?” I nodded, “Why? You think I should throw a party?” “Nah,” answered Lucas, “I was thinking of repaying that favor.” “Don’t worry about it, man. Friends help friends move.” Lucas suddenly gave me a serious look, “No, seriously. Do you still like that actress […]

Madonna’s Big Day

Madonna’s screamed in ecstasy as she came. “OH YEAH! OH FUCK! OH BABY YOU’RE SO GOOD! AAAAAHHHHHHH!” She was naked in a toilet cubicle in an airport. She’d gotten horny and taken an air hostess in with her. The Air Hostess was also naked. She withdrew her tongue from Madonna’s cunt and smiled. “You like […]